3 LITTLE WORDS… || starter pack 

susierpt:

Send me one to see how my muse reacts. Some are fluffy, some are angsty, some are smutty, some are something else entirely…

Some of these may be triggering or NSFW!

• “I love you.”
  
• “I hate you.”
  
• “Go fuck yourself.”
  
• “I guess so…”
  
• “I guess not.”
  
• “Love me, please.”
  
• “Don’t say that.”
  
• “Don’t do that.”
  
• “Don’t touch me.”
  
• “Please, hold me.”
  
• “Pain changes people.”
  
• “You haven’t changed.”
  
• “Please don’t go.”
  
• “Look behind you.”
  
• “Go kill yourself.”
  
• “I can change.”
  
• “Don’t ever change.”
  
• “Want a hit?”
  
• “Do you smoke?”
  
• “Fuck me now.”
  
• “Take my hand.”
  
• “Lead the way.”
  
• “Duck and cover!”
  
• “Just go home.”
  
• “Take me home.”
  
• “Walk me there?”
  
• “Everyone, shut up!”
  
• “Just shut up.”
  
• “Please stop it.”
  
• “Please don’t die.”
  
• “I need you.”
  
• “I want you.”
  
• “Want a hug?”
  
• “Want a kiss?”
  
• “Are you sure?”
  
• “Are you lying?”
  
• “That’s the truth.”
  
• “I’m not lying.”
  
• “Oh my God.”
  
• “For fuck’s sake!”
  
• “I got it.”
  
• “I found it.”
  
• “Call me later.”
  
• “Text me later.”
  
• “Don’t call me.”
  
• “Are you crying?”
  
• “I wasn’t crying.”
  
• “Please don’t laugh.”
  
• “Please don’t cry.”
  
• “That’s a lie.”
  
• “What’d they say?”
  
• “What’ll it be?”
  
• “It’s last call.”
  
• “It’s almost midnight.”
  
• “Do you promise?”
  
• “That’s a promise.”
  
• “Are you serious?”
  
• “Don’t bullshit me.”
  
• “I punched him.”
  
• “I killed him.”
  
• “I kissed him.”
  
• “I love him.”
  
• “I hate him.”
  
• “I lied before.”
  
• “I’m so sorry.”
  
• “I’m not sorry.”
  
• “I’ll come over.”
  
• “Can you come?”
  
• “Want to cuddle?”
  
• “Maybe we should.”
  
• “Maybe we shouldn’t.”
  
• “You don’t say.”
  
• “Make me come.”
  
• “Did you come?”
  
• “I stole it.”
  
• “I broke it.”
  
• “Any bones broken?”
  
• “Are you okay?”
  
• “Are you hurt?”
  
• “That must’ve hurt.”
  
• “He was lying.”
  
• “It’s our song.”
  
• “Can I help?”
  
• “Help me out.”
  
• “Please, for me?”
  
• “Anything for you.”
  
• “I doubt it.”
  
• “I believe you.”
  

cinneamhain:

Christine Sydelko Sentence Starters

I’ve been bingeing Christine’s vines and vlogs, and everything she says is perfect for crack-tastic hijinks. 

• “Don’t ask questions, just drive!”
  
• “Too bad you can’t hot glue gun your marriage back together!”
  
• What happens if I put hot dogs in the garbage disposal?”
  
• “One time when I was twelve I made my sim woo-hoo with a ghost and my mom walked in and saw, and she took my computer away for a month.”
  
• “And so I say onto you, Adam and Eve are my OTP, and the only thing I vape is the Holy Ghost. Amen.”
  
• “Oh god why did I do this, why did I do this, why did I do this?!”
  
• “I hate it when guys only offer five goats and ten chickens for my hand in marriage. Hello! Clearly I’m worth five goats, twelve chickens, and a rabbit pelt.”
  
• “The macarena was an inside job!”
• “Yeah, I–I bet he’s got a penis.”
  
• “Eyy girl, so when we gonna churn butter and chill?”
  
• “Hi, welcome to to bible study!”
  
• “Hi, Horror Club is doing a human centipede on the quad tomorrow. BYSK, bring your own sewing kit.”
• “I’m like, it’s not my fault you got lice.”
  
• “This is why dad left you.”
  
• “I’m wearing a jean dress and I feel good!”
  
• “Oh my god, my mom was right! Peer pressure is real!”
  
• “It says here that you wish to have your ashes brewed in a Keurig?”
  
•  “Celine Dion put a curse on my family and now our crops won’t grow.”
  
• “What’s better than this, guys being dudes?”
  
• “His favorite fruit is a mango, but will she be ready to tango?”
  
• “Kumbaya my lord!”
  
• “Drive, bitch! To the…pussy store.”
  
• “My mom says I can’t play with you anymore.”
  
• “It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s the good kush!”
  
• “He was a dolphin in a whale suit!”
  
• “If you don’t call your boyfriend papi, is he really your boyfriend?”
  
• “Yeah, uh, tip of the penis to you too, ____ !”
  
• “Yeah, I know where that is. You’re going to the left, to the right, take it back now y’all, two hops this time, and then cha-cha real smooth.”
  
• “Money over love!”
  
• “It’s like, yeah, like, I do skin cats for fun, but I’m not a psychopath. Don’t label me, you know?”
  
• “Oh, I was just making sure you weren’t two kids trying to sneak into an R-rated movie.”
  
• “Run, it’s almost midnight! I turn into a fuckboy!”
  
• “You think this is a game? This is fucking science! I don’t play that shit!”
  
• “Ew girl! What the fuck are you doing burping in my mouth and shit?!”
  
• “ ___ get your credit card. Hurry up, get your fucking credit card!”
  
• “It says you wish to be mummified in fruit roll-ups?”
  
• “LMAO, he just gave her the D!”
  
• “Do they have a snapchat geo-tag?”
  
• “I want ____ to rip out my large intestine and use it as a jump rope.”
  
• “I’d like to thank all three of you for coming. Now, she wasn’t very pretty, and she wasn’t very smart…”
  
• “I believe in equality. I believe your dick is equal to the size of a tic tac, how about that?”
  
• “My dick is stuck in a Pringles can.”
  
• “I just saw your google search history and I think we need to talk. Now, what are ‘sexy minions’?”
  
• “Oh girl, you’re going to get with the penis real soon!”
  
• “Only get on your knees for two things: beer bongs and blow jobs.”
  
• “I think I swallowed a nickel.”
  
• Nice scrapbook, or should I say CRAPbook?”
  
• “Tom and Jerry were lovers! The government is lying to us!”
  
• “Well looks like this body…is a dead one.”
  
• “So ____ starts choking me and saying ‘Bitch, you bought the wrong lunchables!’“
  
• “The rain is just God’s tears. He’s crying because we’re sinners.”
  
• “Give me my tupperware, ___ !”
  
• “ ___, the flower crown you got me is too big! I can’t show my face at Coachella like this!”
  
• “No one cuts off my banjo solo!”
  
• “You stayed up all night playing the sims again, didn’t you?”
  
• “Heeeeeey, Mister Big Cock!”
  
• “Do I need this? No. Do I want it? Also no.”
  
• “If you spit in my mouth I will murder your family.”
  
• “I only twerk on Priuses. Eco-friendly!”
  
• “I am shooketh.”
  
• “Why does the lady at Taco Bell know my name?”
  
• “They’re bueno.”
  
• “Can you tell me why I stole a pool ball from that bar?”
  
• “I’m not even on my period!”

Arranged Marriage Starters 

•  "I can't believe I am marrying THEM."


•  "I want marry whoever I want!"


•  "You're not as bad as I imagined."


•  "No. NO! NO! NO! I am NOT getting married to YOU!"


•  "If you touch me I swear you will not live to regret it."


•  "This isn't quite what I expected."


•  "So... now what do we do?"


•  "I don't think I could have dreamed of anyone better."


•  "Let go of me!"


•  "You want me to marry THEM?"


•  "You can't make me go through this."


•  "I want to marry for love, not because I have to."


•  "I don't want to marry them. I want to marry you."


•  "Take me away from this. I can't do this."


•  "Will I like them?"


•  "What do they look like?"


•  "You can't keep me prisoner like this!"


•  "I don't care about your precious alliance."


•  "This is strictly business."


•  "I will never love you."


•  "Wow. I can't believe I'm marrying them..."


•  "I think I fell in love with you anyway."


•  "I would rather die."


•  "You can't make me love you."


•  "I love someone else!"


•  "Perhaps we can make this work."


•  "You're not my type."


•  "I'm nervous."


•  "I don't care if they like me or not."


•  "This is stupid. I don't want to do this."


•  "So you just sold me off to the highest bidder..."


•  "I can't believe how lucky I am."


•  "I paid a good price for you."


•  "You will have no children with me."


•  "So, we're doing this?"


•  "They are more magnificent than I could have possibly imagined."

Send me a ▲ for an unpopular opinion 

valorguard:

knickers-and-nicotine.

optional: include a category (roleplay, specific fandoms, food, idk whatever you want).

memesfrommenace:

rpmemesfam:

hugs & kisses sentence starters.

“ come here and give me a hug. ”
“ can i have a hug? ”
“ hug me. ”
“ does someone need a hug? ”
“ give me one of your big bear hugs. ”
“ i really need you to hug me right now. ”
“ we can still hug. ”
“ i love hugging you so much. ”
“ i need another hug. ”
“ i love being in your arms. ”
“ your hugs are the best. ”
“ hug me and don’t let me go. ”
“ i could just hug you forever. ”
“ so where’s my hug? ”
“ just one more hug before i go? ”
“ you look like you need a hug. ”
“ come wrap your arms around me. ”
“ i don’t want you hugging anyone else. ”
“ please just hold me forever. ”
“ sending you lots of hugs and kisses. ”
“ shut up and kiss me already. ”
“ i want give you a kiss so bad. ”
“ i love it when we kiss. ”
“ you are the best kisser i’ve ever known. ”
“ just give me a kiss. ”
“ come here and kiss me. ”
“ kiss me. ”
“ you’re a darn good kisser. ”
“ you want to give me a kiss? ”
“ are we going to kiss now? ”
“ this is the part where i kiss you. ”
“ so if i kissed you, would you kiss back? ”
“ i just wanted to give you a kiss. ”
“ i’ll kiss it and make it better. ”
“ give me a kiss goodnight first? ”
“ i can kiss you anytime i want. ”
“ do you want to kiss? ”
“ shut me up with a kiss. ”
“ i love it when we kiss. ”
“ i don’t want to miss this kiss. ”
“ have you ever kissed someone before? ”
“ i’m going to give you a kiss now, okay? ”

50% OFF Starters pt 2 

•  "If you continue your attempts at flirting, I will be forced to take DRASTIC measures."


•  "I like watching you from behind."


•  "Stunning deduction sherlock."


•  *demonic voice* "by the darkest sun that casts its menacing rays of the furthest madness, we sense your intentions, (name). the gibbering of mad cultists whisper wicked words to temporal winds, they inform us that you are not to be trusted. Usurper. Usurper."


•  "USURPER!"


•  "I've heard a lot about you and your extensive collection of tank tops, like I'm thinking about getting like 10 more."


•  "Calm down little dude."


•  "the fear of drowning is a primal one. it's a feeling of helplessness, of losing all control. struggling against an inevitable fate as your lungs fill with water..."


•  "I don't need a piece of paper to tell me how to swim or how to fuck Dean Winchester."


•  "You know I had a dream like this once, you surprisingly had more clothes on, though, at least at the start."


•  "ten bucks says he dies."


•  "I'm gonna go run my feelings off."


•  "Yeah it didn't work out... for them."


•  "I have to go scream confusing, end-of-the-world ramblings at people under the freeway."


•  "I feel like I should argue this, but the potential for implied sexual antics is far too appealing."


•  "do not be alarmed! I am about to be hilarious."


•  "Maybe you should stop dragging me to these rap battles then!"


•  "I WANT YOU TO SHARE THE THINGS IN MY LIFE THAT ARE IMPORTANT TO ME!"


•  "I was under the impression there would be implied sexual antics, time to take matters into my own hands!"


•  "This feels a little exploitative."


•  "I need a soda. Or therapy. Probably both."


•  "Yeah it started because K-pop concert security is tougher than it looks but I just got hooked on the feeling of crushing someones face in with a solid right cross."


•  "sHHSHHshhshhhhh shut up shut up! shh I SMELL BOYS BEING GAY."


•  "Excuse me I am trying to scream my feelings into your mouth!"


•  "That wasn't hot... it was just fucking weird..."


•  "It's not what I would have you in, but I do appreciate beauty in all its many forms. mostly that cute booty though."


•  "hey, the heart wants what the heart wants."


•  "It may be hard to believe, but recently I lost the ability to read."


•  "Just because you can't read the words, doesn't mean you can't enjoy the book in a different way."


•  "boom! done. advice over. let's go get shitfaced!"


•  "Alright I brought the bitch-board for (name)."


•  "Alright let's call it what it is, a sissy paddle."


•  "calm down (name) we weren't talking about your internet search history."


•  "MY SWEET BABY SWAM!"


•  "didn't we make a pact to stop her from doing this weeb shit?"


•  "this better not be anymore or (name)'s weird porn!"


•  "Please call the police, because I look so good in this it should be against the law! uh, don't actually call the police though, I WILL incriminate all of you."


•  "Yeah but didn't they train on those islands where all those teenagers were killed? ...and those witch burnings happened? ...and all that toxic waste was spilled?"


•  "if you die, I get fired and I like this job. people don't ask questions here."


•  "fish-men walk among us. conquerers of land, BORN FROM THE OCEAN--"


•  "I don't need him to make weird pornography, I have prawns for that."


•  "Finally moving out, son? I'd like to say it's been fun. I'd like to. But I won't."


•  "hey check me out! I'm on a bout!"


•  "Sit down and stop making 2009 references!"


•  "nah, I scream enough at the unforgiving void of space."


•  "DON'T STEAL MY BONES!"


•  "You know, the ocean goblin? He lives in the ocean and if you don't brush your teeth he steals your bones."


•  "Ok I'm done for the day. If anyone needs me I'm gonna be in the tent looking at weird porn."


•  "Hey, you miss every ball you don't hit."


•  "You say 'you people' like you're not part of the family. I've got some news for you, you're already on the christmas card."


•  "You think these antics would fly at the german club?"


•  "brush your teeth, kid."


•  "Can you hear it? the ocean... it wants blood."


•  "I'm the best damn shot we've got."


•  "You know, when I was a kid, before my dad got hit by that train, he said, '(name) don't let your friends swim out into the ocean and get stranded on the haunted island of camp kill-a-teen.' and here we are... stranded on the... haunted island of camp kill-a-teen..."


•  "that's fair."


•  "hey tweedle-dee and tweedle-dumbass!"


•  "It's fine, baby, if you get scared you can squeeze my hand."


•  "now let's make like scooby-doo and split up to find a clue."


•  "In 1991 a case was discovered where a man had the remains of over fifteen victims hidden in his apartment, over 40% of which were stored within his refrigerator. do you know how unsanitary that is?"


•  "you're so cute when you never shut up. Now shut up."


•  "all hail decision cube!"


•  "that's when you started walking on the wild side, right?"


•  "I AM NOT SOME PETTY CRIMINAL!"


•  "Does anyone want to hear my tragic backstory?"


•  "Bed? But what about possible axe-murderers?"


•  "And we solved the curse of the island, and realized that the real axe murderer was love, all along."


•  "It was a good night for all of us, let's spend more nights in abandoned lighthouses."


•  "That hottie from the track team is here and I wanna ask politely is he wants to get rowdy in the back of my dad's Prius."


•  "YOU CAN'T CATCH ME GAY THOUGHTS"

Sentence Starters {Intense Angst Edition} 

•  "Do I really mean nothing to you?"


•  "I never meant to hurt you!"


•  "You are worth less than dirt to me."


•  "We could have been happy together..."


•  "I should've protected you!"


•  "Will you stay with me till I'm gone?"


•  "Don't leave me here, please!"


•  "It was my fault... it was all my fault!"


•  "I don't want to die-!"


•  "Please give me another chance!"


•  "It's okay... I wasn't meant to survive this."


•  "Please forgive me..."


•  "I'm dying and you can't stop it."


•  "You're dying and I can't stop it!"


•  "I only came to say goodbye."


•  "Stay with me!"


•  "I thought you loved me. I was wrong."


•  "I thought I loved you. I was wrong."


•  "Please don't hurt me!"


•  "I don't want to see you."


•  "I'm so sorry..."


•  "I'm ending it tonight. Don't try to stop me..."


•  "What did you do to yourself?"


•  "You can't just tell me to leave!"


•  "This wasn't meant to work out, you know."


•  "It's too hard. It's just too hard..."


•  "I was stupid to think you cared."


•  "You were stupid to think I cared."

Violent and Dark Starters 

•  "Did you think this was going to be some happily ever after fairy tale?"


•  "Take one more step and I'm going to shoot!"


•  "Sometimes I wonder why I'm even here."


•  "You're not going to leave me. Ever."


•  "I prefer doing my killing up close and personal."


•  "I'm sorry, they didn't make it."


•  "I am going to watch you bleed."


•  "Just say the word and they're dead."


•  "I just don't care anymore."


•  "Why don't you just leave?"


•  "I'm sorry. Don't hurt me."


•  "We're going to be together forever."


•  "Pain is the only thing I'm familiar with."


•  "If you're going to do it, DO IT!"


•  "Get on your knees and beg."


•  "This whole world needs to be cleansed."


•  "I have spilled blood and tasted it upon my lips."


•  "Kill them. Kill them all. Make them suffer."


•  "You're never getting out of here. You are going to stay here until you no longer draw breath."


•  "I take trophies from all my kills."


•  "There's nothing like the sound of pained wails."


•  "What makes you think you're ever going to live to see another sunrise?"


•  "My, aren't you pretty? I think I'll add you to my collection."


•  "If you think I'm going to be easy, you have another thing coming."


•  "I am not some object to be bought and sold!"


•  "Sod off, you sick fucker!"


•  "Has anyone told you you have amazing eyes?"


•  "Mine. You're all mine."


•  "If you're good, maybe I'll let you out for a while."

RP starters: Heated argument. 

symbolsoftheirtime:

yourmusings:

content warning: death baiting.

• “Are you even listening to me?”
  
• “Leave. Leave right now.”
  
• “What more do you want?!”
  
• “I really wish you were never born.”
  
• “I hate you!”
  
• “Can you just fuck off already?”
  
• “Shut up! Just.. Shut up!”
• “All you do is whine.”
  
• “What the hell is wrong with you?!”
  
• “I can’t do this anymore. Not with you.”
  
• “How did that feel?”
• “Oh my god, I don’t care!”
• “No wonder nobody likes you.”
  
• “Is this how little you think of me?”
  
• “That hurt you son of a bitch…”
  
• “Pack your shit and go. Get the fuck out of my sight!”
  
• “Leave me alone!”
  
• “I can break your nose if I want to.”
  
• “Are you going to cry now?”
  
• “I wouldn’t miss you. Nobody would.”
  
• “You’re so pathetic!”
  
• “I won’t forget this.”
  
• “I’m going to break your jaw if you keep talking!”
  
• “Why can’t you listen to a single thing I say?!”
  
• “I have a right to be angry.”
  
• “This would have never happened if you wouldn’t exist.”
  
• “Get out of my life!”
  
• “You’re nothing! Did you hear me?! Nothing!”
  
• “You ruined everything.”

For every 💜 i get, my muse will compliment someone